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  • Writer's pictureJess Candle

THINGS BEZOS WILL FIND IN OUTERSPACE

His hair

The perfect valise

Neil Armstrong's excrement

Russian propaganda

Angry sonnet from Richard Branson

Approximation of inner peace

Missing sock

Sharpened #2 pencil

Grape Tang!

Ball bearings

Ohtani HR ball

Evidence linking OJ Simpson to Nicole Brown's murder

Interplanetary swimhole

Bottled capers






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